“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewlery box with a letter that said ‘Will you Gogh to prom with me?’ Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.” -Matthew Gray Gubler
The first draft of anything is shit.
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.